Beyond omelets and spaghetti (College Days TM) I can't cook... I'm trying though (an experimental dinner featuring middle eastern food is scheduled at my place for next week.. may God help us all). In the meantime, I can pick a great restaurant!... 

I don't like musicals and don't listen to Madonna (ok, I gave in and bought the last album, but that one doesn't really sound like her anyway), Erasure, or Pet Shop Boys. 

I enjoy shopping only in moderation... well if you exclude music and books. 

I refuse to enter Starbucks unless there is a huge bribe involved. 

I don't work out.. not once a week, not twice, not three times... really. While that might change, I'll stay stay annoyed by the whole "I work out X times a week" value system and culture. 

I don't have a car. I know, I know, this is LA, how the hell do I survive? I guess I'm weird that way. Who knows, somehow I've managed. It's a long story, but I'll get a car soon. If that's a problem for you, that is, if driving 20-30 mins to see me is a problem... well you know what?... *shrug*... have a nice day. (random quiz question: what fairly depressing movie that I really like ends with an orange screen saying "have a nice day" in white letters?)

Yeah, I know all this is terrible. Sometimes I wonder how come they haven't taken my fag card away by now. But hey, at least I can boost my ego by thinking I'm not just your average fag.