No, this isn't my "virtual home " or "corner of the web", but rather some worry free rambling I decided to post. It's not under construction, but probably under a cloud of confusion. If anything, it's my little private exercise in wasting time, self description, evaluation, and shameless advertising. You are supposedly here to pick my brain, so go with the flow, wonder around, follow any or all links, and eventually you'll see what you want... or want what you see... I always forget which one.

However, if you really want to be lame, there is a linear way of doing this... so just use the drawings at the bottom. But be advised, Big Brother is watching, it'll be no fun, your pet hamster will get sick, your VCR will get reprogrammed, and I'll find you and send you a whole bunch of chain e-mails. 

Random number generator was used during making of this site, and only two baby seals were clubbed to convince people to come here... so far. If you like it, don't come again. Showing that you are more of a computer geek then me won't get you anywhere. Instead, just e-mail me, give me a call, or hang out with me in person.